Today’s entry will be short and sweet, as I’m working like a madman at my real job to finish some things.

As I was perusing the local rag this morning over a nice bagel, I nearly spit out my iced tea. The front page of my Local & State section has a story about a man who got his Harry Potter book recently…and get this…IT WAS MISSING SOME PAGES!!! I’m not kidding you. That’s what the whole story was about. Apparently, some people are getting books with missing pages. That’s it. That’s all. Fini.

This is news? Why exactly do I care about this? The whole world is losing their collective mind. I don’t even know what else to say.